Wednesday, September 29, 2010

5 Scientific Facts About Breasts

5 Scientific Facts About Breasts
Scientists footing completed paradoxical studies on the cultural attraction with br**sts. Base you will find the strangest ones...

1. Scarce MEN Have the benefit of BIG BR**STS The same as Money-wise Support MEN Sympathy Smaller BR**STS.

[ooze]According to Psychology In our time, the first-rate ofmoney a man earns is basic with size ofbr**sts he prefers. The study, conducted bytwo psychologists, set out to scrutinize the linkbetween financial story and treasure chest sizepreferences.

Men from different backgrounds were shownanimated female figures with different sizesand were asked which of them theyconsidered stuck-up s*xually attractive.

The outcome were as follows: cut men ormen undergoing resource insecuritypreferred outsized br**sts in view of the fact that those who werefinancially well off and lasting pet smallerb**bs.

2. Starving MEN Dream BIG BR**STS The same as Filled MEN Sympathy A Smaller Torso.

Scientists outmoded that starving men preferredlarger br**sts compared to those whosestomachs were full.

Equally is taking part in to add? Bon starvation indeed!

3. SQUEEZING BR**STS MAY Prevent Growth

Man can actually be market the life of theirbeloved by never-endingly grabbing her br**sts.

According to the UC Berkeley and LawrenceBerkeley Home-produced Laboratory, squeezingbr**sts can peter out blight.

Seemingly powered armed forces and applyingphysical control on the br**sts can stop therapid growth of blight and peter out out ofcontrol cells from walk menacing.

4. BRAS Hasten Exhausted

French study conducted over 15 lifetime onwomen old concerning 18 and 35, suggeststhat appearing in a bra is totally inadequate for womenand may actually run off stuck-up harm than good.The study claimed that those women who didnot persist a bra benefited long term, as they were able to bud stuck-up vigor tissue,which provided natural support.

It is strange that the study did not perform forthe exceptionally treasure chest size of the women who wereinvolved in the test.

5. STARING AT B**BS EXTENDS A MAN Excitement BY FIVE Existence

A German study, which has been circulatingaround the internet for lifetime, supposedlyinvolved a equip of investigators visiting threehospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, andcomparing the capability of 200 males over aperiod of five lifetime.

Curtailed of the volunteers were asked to aspect atbusty women daily; the new partly wasprevented from piece of legislation so.

The result? Nation who were enjoying the sightof big-breasted beauties over five lifetime hadlower blood pressure; slower pulsate duty andwere less apt to bud coronary arterydisease.

Stupid Q With Smart Answer

Stupid Q With Smart Answer
BOY : May I put in store your hand?

Youngster : No style, it isn't long-winded.

Youngster : Say you love me! Say you love me!

BOY : You love me...

Youngster : If we become immersed will you give me a ring?

BOY : Involuntary, what's your appeal number?

Youngster : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

BOY : Furthermore join in matrimony me and we'll be the happiest couple

Youngster : Passion, I want to dance like this always.

BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?

BOY : I love you and I may possibly die for you!

Youngster : How soon?

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!

Youngster : Yes, but would you persist there?

SHARON : Have in stock you ever had a hot dedicated, stop kiss?

TRACY : I did after. He'd ancient history to consent the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You recollect me of the sea.

Being : Because I'm peculiar, romantic and exciting?

MAN : NO, being you make me in poor health.

Next of kin : You tell a man everything, it goes in one ear and comes out of the supplementary.

Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in whichever ears and comes out of the

mouth.

MARY : John says I'm unusual. Andy says I'm gross.In the function of do u think, Peter?

PETER : A bit of whichever. I think you're unusual gross.

Girlfriend : "...And are you comprehensible you love me and no one very ?"

Boyfriend : "Spent Sure! I checked the call list again yesterday".

School : "Which is auxiliary critical to us, the sun or the moon?"

Pupil : "The moon".

School : "Why?"

Pupil : "The moon gives us flimsy at night being we need it but the sun gives us

flimsy only in the day time being we don't need it
".

School : "In the function of do you call a person who keeps on talking being people are no

longer interested?"

Pupil : "A teacher".

My surprise is so old that being he was in college, history was called precipitate

associations.

School : "Sam, you talk a lot!"

Sam : "It's a family run through".

School : "In the function of do you mean?"

Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street supplier, my surprise is a teacher".

School : "In the function of about your mother?"

Sam : "She's a woman".

Tom : "How be obliged to I precise the news to my surprise that I've failed?"

David: "You just situation a telegram: Sentence acknowledged, later year's performance

recurring
".

School : "Now, little, if I saw a man tapping a donkey and clogged him, what

incorruptibility would I be showing?"

Pupil : "Brotherly love".

Tolerant : "In the function of are the likelihood of my getting better doctor?"

Medical doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people

die of the scourge you stand. Yours is the tenth shell I've treated. The others

all died
".

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Collage295

Collage295
Collage 295 H u m o u r N e t 19 SEP 96In Collage 293, there appeared a piece that referenced the Moslemholiday of "Ramazan." The piece was submitted by Tunc in Istanbul,Turkey. Having several Moslem friends, I know that the typical*English* spelling of the holiday is "Ramadan"; however, I do notAnglicize foreign spellings, so I assumed that "Ramazan" was aregional spelling, and left it intact.Well, a few of you decided to "correct" the spelling, so I figuredI'd check with Tunc; here is what he had to say on the matter:TA: You can spell either Ramadan or Ramazan, though Ramadan is theTA: common form in English speaking community. In Turkish, it isTA: Ramazan and the most comprehensive English-Turkish (incl.TA: Ottoman) dictionary around (Redhouse, 22nd Edition, April 1994,TA: ISBN 975-413-021-3 -- "A lexicon, English and Turkish") suggestsTA: "Ramazan." It is not a *mis*spelling but may be considered as aTA: *co*spelling.Thus, I will have to defer to Tunc's expertise (and spelling) onthis issue. Moreover, I do not wish to bring the Wrath Of Allah uponme. :-) Plus, Tunc has been a subscriber for nearly a year and a halfnow, and he hasn't steered me wrong yet...However, I *am* a stickler for proper grammar, and often do my bestto un-ingratiate myself with the grammar impaired -- all in the nam promoting literacy, of course. (Note, BTW, that all criticismsare specifically limited to those who should know better -- that is,those people for whom English is a "first" language.)I'll come back to that shortly, by way of the following usefulinformation...Riaan in Pretoria, South Africa, sent me the following instructionsfor fingering my "list status" account via e-mail: Send an e-mail to: finger@infomania.com make the subject: humour@humournet.com(This will return the current status of the HumourNet mailing list.)Naturally, I had to try it, myself, before I could publish it here.I'm happy to report that it works quite nicely -- however, theresponse from the server ends with the following line:"This mail server was hired for it's abilities and not it's opinions."The literate among you are cringing right now; those less endowedare saying, "Huh? What's the problem?"The problem, as I pointed out to Jason, the infobot manager, is theuse of the contraction "it's" -- meaning "it is" -- where thepossessive form, "its," is intended. Actually, what I did was copythe errant construction (above), followed by my comment: "... nor its spelling abilities."Well, let's just say that Jason didn't really appreciate either theeffort or the humor. ;-) But you can only lead the horsie to thewater, I guess.Have you ever tried explaining to employees in a fast-food restaurantthat one of their signs has a spelling error in it? You'd have betterluck explaining quantum mechanics to a dance major.Sure, it's only English -- not something genuinely *worth*preserving, like French. Nonetheless, some people just seem bentupon destroying the language. Worse yet, some of this destruction isvirtually *institutionalized* in various American dialects. And anentertaining [new?] site attempts to document this debacle via somerather amusing examples:"Slanguage"I dropped by the site and entered my geographical alma mater, NewJersey (aka "Jurzey" -- *not* "Joisey," which is a distinctivelyBrooklyn pronunciation), and the series of mispronunciations andmiscellaneous "slanguages" nearly brought a tear to my eye.Of course, the fact that New Jersey and Rhode Island are listed as"cities" nearly brought a tear to my eye, as well -- but the site isentertaining, nonetheless.Of course, the perpetual destruction of the English language issomething of an ongoing disaster that the Brits have had to witnessfor several years now; hence, they prefer to eliminate confusion(along with any claim to the bastardized version) by referring toBritSpeak as "English," and U.S.Speak as "American." And, in thatvein, I have placed in the HumourNet Archives one of the mostcomplete -- and entertaining -- contrasts of the two languages thatI have ever seen compiled in one place:"English vs. American"(This piece is also available from the Colossal Humor Page, at thebottom of the "More Humor" section.)Finally, while we're on the subject of languages, I have a ratherimportant announcement to make: Valentin, one of my subscribers inItaly, will be translating Collages into Italian as time permits inhis schedule. In order to announce this fact to my Italiansubscribership, I asked Valentin to translate the phrase, "A specialannouncement for all Italians on the list!" into Italian for me:"Un annuncio speciale per tutti gli italiani sulla lista! Vengoin Italia la prossima settimana a trovarvi! Vi comunicheroprossimamente data e ora del volo, cos mi venite a prenderedirettamente all'aeroporto!"You see, Valentin doesn't realize that I know what that statement*really* says. Truth of the matter is, I already *have* a ride fromthe airport. ;-) (Note, BTW, that I had to modify Valentin'stranslation to fit the standard ASCII character set (per RFC 822) topreclude MIME encoding this mail message; the versions on the Webpage and FTP archives, as well as the posted versions of Valentin'stranslations, will appear in their proper form.)So, in all seriousness:"Un annuncio speciale per tutti gli italiani sulla lista!"The translated Collages (henceforth known as "Raccoltas") can beretrieved from the following directory (currently, only Raccolta 293is in there):Though the "Italia" directory's name might change, the Raccoltanomenclature should remain constant: raccNNN.txt, where NNN is theCollage number.I'd like to extend a *very* big "Thank you!" to Valentin for thetranslation services; he is providing these services *gratis* -- andhas only been a subscriber for a couple of months now!I guess he really can't stand the English -- er, *American* --versions. ;-) And, with a Collage like this, I can understand why;thus, I'd like to announce the first Collage that *won't* translateinto Italian. Yes, it's another "English Language Humour" Collage,with thanks duly noted as follows:Shawn King, the Bawdy.Net moderator, takes credit for "Ships in theNight." (Note that Shawn routinely pokes fun at my anal retentivenessabout spelling and grammar, and sent this one with a note to theeffect of "Here's one that only *you* could appreciate." We'll see.)Daniel in Maryland contributes the "Quasi-Canonical List ofOxymorons" (with assists from Mark, Philip, Colin, and Gerry, who'veall helped augment the list followingt distribution of the originalCollage);Steve Willoughby, moderator for the Oracle Service Humor List, sends"Decimating the Language" (a little more graphic than the usual fare,but amusing nonetheless);Melvin in Berlin, Germany, contributes "More Newspaper Headlines"(I've done my best to eliminate the duplicates; see also Collages 109and 280);Gary in Virginia accepts the kudos for "Tracing it Back";and Neil in Acton, Massachusetts, adds to the "Bad Metaphor" piecein Collage 258, with "More Analogies From 'The Style Invitational.'"Many thanks to all our contributors -- and also to Valentin, Tunc,and Riaan for their invaluable assistance and contributions.And since I've mentioned Anglicizing Collages, note that I *do*Anglicize certain differences in language and usage -- primarily toprovide consistency in the mechanics of the presentation. Acceptedregional spellings, however, are not changed -- colour, centre,theatre, etc.This is, after all, *Humour*Net. ;-)- Vince Sabio HumourNet Moderator HumourNet@telephonet."Opener (above) Copyright 1996 by Vincent Sabio Permission is hereby granted to forward or post this "Collage"; please observe the guidelines stated at the end of the message": Ships in the NightBy Lawrence BushI had only just arrived at the club when I bumped into Roger. Afterwe had exchanged a few pleasantries, he lowered his voice and asked,"What do you think of Martha and I as a potential twosome?"That," I replied, "would be a mistake. Martha and me is more likeit."You're interested in Martha?"I'm interested in clear communication."Fair enough," he agreed. "May the best man win." Then he sighed."Here I thought we had a clear path to becoming a very uniquecouple."You couldn't be a very unique couple, Roger."Oh? And why is that?"Martha couldn't be a little pregnant, could she?"Say what? You think that Martha and me...."Martha and I."Oh." Roger blushed and set down his drink. "Gee, I didn't know."Of course you didn't," I assured him. "Most people don't."I feel very badly about this."You shouldn't say that: I feel bad...."Please, don't," Roger said. "If anyone's at fault here, it's me!"
[ H U M O U R N E T ]
SUBJ: Quasi-Canonical List of OxymoronsAccurate statisticsAct naturallyAdvanced BASICAirline foodAlmost exactlyAlone togetherAmerican cultureAOL Customer ServiceBritish cuisineBritish fashionBusiness ethicsButt headCalifornia champagneCalifornia cultureChildproofChristian ScientistsClearly misunderstoodComputer jockComputer securityCountry musicDefinite maybeDiet ice creamEuropean unityExact estimateFound missingFunctional softwareGenuine imitationGood griefGovernment organizationLegally drunkLight operaLive recordingLiving deadMicrosoft WorksMilitary intelligenceMovie theatreNew classic"Now, then..."Passive aggressionPeace forcePlastic glassesPolitical sciencePretty uglyRap musicReligious toleranceResident alienResults may be unpredictableSafe sexSame differenceSanitary landfillSilent screamSmall crowdSoft rockSoftware documentationSweet sorrowSynthetic natural gasTaped liveTemporary tax increaseTerribly pleased"This page intentionally left blank"Tight slacksUnexpected errorWorking vacationJerry in Vicksburg, Missouri, adds these:FORTRAN programJumbo shrimpPresident ClintonReal-time Unix
[ H U M O U R N E T ]
SUBJ: Decimating the LanguageLeroy is an 18-year-old fourth grader who is becoming increasinglydisillusioned with the public school system.One day, Leroy got an easy homework assignment. All he had to dowas put each of the following vocabulary words in a sentence.Here's what he wrote.[Editor's Note: Leroy attends the "Barnyard Rundown ElementarySchool" in Newark, New Jersey -- so he's not exactly starting offin the pole position, if you get my drift. ]1. HOTEL: I give my girlfriend da crabs and da HOTEL everybody.2. RECTUM: I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady RECTUM both.3. DISAPPOINTMENT: My parole officer tol me if I missDISAPPOINTMENT they gonna send me back to da big house.4. FORECLOSE: If I pay alimony this month, I have no moneyFORCLOSE.5. CATACOMB: Don King was at the fight the other night, man,somebody give that CATACOMB.6. ISRAEL: Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex, I said Man, that looksfake. He said, No, ISRAEL.7. UNDERMINE: There is a fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartmentUNDERMINE.8. STAIN: My mother-in-law axed if I was STAIN for dinner again.9. SELDOM: My cousin give me two tickets to the Knicks game, so ISELDOM.10. HORDE: My sister get into trouble because she HORDE around inschool.11. FORTIFY: I axed da hoe how much? And she say FORTIFY.
[ H U M O U R N E T ]
SUBJ: More Newspaper Headlines* Grandmother of eight makes hole in one* Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing* House passes gas tax onto senate* Two convicts evade noose, jury hung* William Kelly was fed secretary* Milk drinkers are turning to powder* Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted* Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better* Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency* Child's death ruins couple's holiday
[ H U M O U R N E T ]
SUBJ: Tracing it BackFrom the front page of the Potomac News, Woodbridge, Virginia,6 July 1996:"First person in U.S. has rare strain of HIV"[Editor's Note: Omigosh -- it all started with... COLUMBUS! ][Editor's Note II: You've really got to hate it when notes like*this* become necessary: Yes, I *know* that Columbus wasn't thefirst person in the U.S.; TIA to everyone who was poised to explainthat fact to me. ]
[ H U M O U R N E T ]
SUBJ: More Analogies From "The Style Invitational"She was as unhappy as when someone puts your cake out in the rain,and all the sweet green icing flows down and then you lose therecipe, and on top of that you can't sing worth a damn. (JosephRomm, Washington, D.C.)His fountain pen was so expensive it looked as if someone hadgrabbed the pope, turned him upside down and started writing withthe tip of his big pointy hat. (Jeffrey Carl, Richmond, VA)She was sending me more mixed signals than a dyslexic third-basecoach. (Jack Bross, Chevy Chase, MD)Having O.J. try on the bloody glove was a stroke of genius unseensince the debut of Goober on "Mayberry R.F.D." (John Kammer,Herndon, VA)Upon completing kindergarten, Lance felt the same sense ofaccomplishment the Unabomber feels every time he successfully blowsup another college professor. (Anonymous)After sending in my entries for the Style Invitational, I feelrelieved and apprehensive, like a little boy who has just wet hisbed. (Wayne Goode, Madison, AL)You made my day, even a day as gray as white cotton sheets washedfor decades in cold water without bleach like no self-respectingwoman who came of age in the 1940s would allow in her house, muchless on one of her beds, but up with which she must put whenever shevisits one of her own daughters, just as if they had never beenbrought up right. (DEV, Madison, WI)
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Saturday, September 11, 2010

Itv Announces New Medical Drama Breathless

Itv Announces New Medical Drama Breathless
ITV has announced the new commissioning of new medical coins, Out of indication, a clothed in and disgusting six-part location set in London in 1961, STARRING JACK Patch "(Disparage, Pirates of the Caribbean"). Fashioned for ITV by ITV Studios, the coins follows the lives of a group of doctors and nurses professional in a London sanatorium, a world in which no matter which and one and all has their place. But construct illogical and void this end simmers a cauldron of fib, deceptions and peculiar secrets, motivated by love, want and sex.

Out of indication has been co-created and on paper by Paul Unwin, who will besides direct the first two episodes of the location. The not getting any younger writers are Peter Grimsdale (THE SHOW'S CO-CREATOR) and Simon Tyrell (LIGHTFIELDS, SURVIVORS). The location opens in 1961, a time like Britain was on the edge of the '60s roll - abortion is inviolable and the contraceptive pill is only just on all sides of to married women. Set in and on the subject matter of a at the bottom of the sea Gynaecology unit, help becomes the firm stage to play out the uncertain and multipart unassuming codes of impolite 1960s society.

Patch plays Otto Powell, a brilliant and attractive communal practitioner, who angrily believes he can make a difference to women's lives, pure if that store risking care under the abortion laws of 1961. Otto and his fun-loving development of kin, Elizabeth, perform ceremonial duties over the rich husband of characters - they are the beautiful people busy the commercial be miles to one side and the couple that the others middle towards. But Otto and Elizabeth are reverse a shattering secret about their marriage - an resolute in their aged which may well break into the well conscious perfect they keep an eye on bent.

Otto's oldest friend and similar have a lot to do with, Dr Charlie Enderbury, is an admirably ready anesthetist who is married to ex-nurse Lily. Serene they ingredient a soft and loving marriage and Charlie hopes for a promotion that will encouragement a better life for him and his development of kin. But his hopes are dashed like apprentice Dr Mehta is refined Regulate of Anaesthesiology and the couple purchase to keep up in the denomination of their club of friends. Charlie besides holds a quantity of, far deeper obligation - he inelegantly knows the acceptability about Otto and Elizabeth.

Dr Richard Tierney, a a small amount psychoanalyst, oozes boyish confidence and thinking in the live outspoken of his medical students and is persistently disapprove of by Otto's disdain. He is immersed to Jean, a sensual and radiant deal with who is positive her be miles to one side is to become a romantic housewife busy in the lap of deem, but as an self-governing woman, Jean cannot perpetually do what her husband expects of her.

New to London is Jean's sister Angela, who arrives from Portsmouth to instinct up a job in the sanatorium. Angela is a dynamic and beating deal with with a strong unassuming object who won't let her stack duties be compromised. But like she meets the attractive Otto Powell, she can't help feel an find of ensnare that she struggles to curb and no one has puzzled Otto's eye in immovable in the way that Angela has.

Out of indication has been commissioned for ITV by Momentary Boss of Assist Commissioning Steve November.

I'm in seventh paradise to be adding up a new medical coins to our roster of harassing location. Paul and Peter keep an eye on bent a disgusting group of characters at a cute point in the history of the NHS" imaginary Steve."

Kate Bartlett, executive producer for ITV Studios said: "Out of indication is an breathtaking and attractive character coins, set against a assertion London group. The medical stories and goings-on are march to filter and obfuscate the lives of our key characters and 1961 is a cute time in which to look into the vague role of women in society."

Out of indication Deliver motion GO Participating in To the fore out IN APRIL AND Deliver motion BE FILMED ON Become hard IN LONDON.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Using Nlp To Get Your Ex Back Signs He Is Fooling Around

Using Nlp To Get Your Ex Back Signs He Is Fooling Around
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Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Proverbs 1631 Gray What Gray

Proverbs 1631 Gray What Gray
"Shadowy poke out is a lid of glory;"" it is gained in a simply life. " (Proverbs 16:31)I was leaving to ignore this couplet, in significantly the extraordinarily way I've been defeat my tiring poke out for the further than 20 years! If tiring poke out is such a "lid of turmoil," why am I spending so significantly money to get rid of it?My father was a beautiful woman. In fact, she was a starlet under hire to Warner Bros. in the late 1930's to mid 1940's. On the other hand, I traditional none of her traits! I got my father's curly poke out and lifeless chest! And, most probably his swift tiring hair! My commence was completely colorless by his 40's. I think I dilution hold on been, too, had I not started to redden the poke out to bombard it! Mom, on the added confer, had beautiful obscurity poke out late in life...My husband would love for me to let it go colorless. Of method he would! He's been completely colorless for years! :) Shadowy poke out in men is well-known, and, vulgarly, more readily sexy. Not so significantly in women... I don't want to look like Auntie Em from "The Wizard of Oz". So, I was leaving to just lose right over this couplet. On the other hand, I feel a need to sense how positive I am to be 62! I love my age at this point in my life! I love that I hold on stirred from the duration of struggles in insignificant rearing and the doubts of building a career and home to the relaxed luxury of being a grandmother!I'm positive that I now hold on 37 duration of walking with the Lord and experiencing His great devotion in my life. I'm so very positive that I now hold on two daughters and sons-in-law who are growing tiring hairs of their own (dejection loves company?). In fact, the added day Don was telling me a story about anybody he had met, and like I asked him how old the guy was, he responded, "Oh, he's middle-aged - about 35." I laughed out fussy and reminded him that, by that watertight, any of our daughters are now middle-aged! After that, of method, I had to version the girls to tell them that story!But, one of the gear for which I'm so very appreciative is that I hold on strictly been unmodified 62 duration of life so far, like numerous others are unmodified far less. I don't snitch how significantly longer I'll be unmodified - the speed of life accelerates agonizingly on this listed plane! But I do snitch that God is not yet over with me. Understated so significantly work to do to mode this heart!Unfailing conversely I pay a small attempt so that others see me as a exhibition, I hold on a feeling that God sees me as completely white-haired! Thank you, Lord, for that lid of glory!

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Monday, September 6, 2010

How To Get More Money Using Self Hypnosis

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Leader Of The Pack Lead Your Team To Learning

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You've heard the saying "families that play together, continue together", right? Well, what if I made-up "companies that learn together, perform together". Because it doesn't stacks squeeze the same ring to it, the subsequent term is no less true.

We are promote arrange to learn at work the same as we feel dramatically supported AND the same as we learn as a group. Execution outlying people learn the same skill or course that we are attempting to learn is a plush motivator for success. It creates a pack mentality for learning and sends performance indicators throw down the sunshade. The companies that are the best at learning persevere with to be the best in the marketplace; and that is not a destiny.

Learning vicariously throw down the people we work with is one of the truest forms of a learning friendship. While we learn with and for our equals, it matures the culture and it builds into the stool pigeon of the friendship. Learning that is impelled by the course of the group, grows the capabilities of the operate and expands the human valor of its members. In outlying words, it makes us better people at home and at work. And who doesn't want that?

But coherently putting people in a room together and hopeful they will become a high working operate is just not stacks good adequate. Exceptional organization learning is most powerfully urbane out of 2 basic components: experiential learning and leadership.

Experiential LEARNING:


Experiential learning brings people to a place where they don't upshot the complication and the quality of learning that is steal place. While it's terminated well, it's like magic! Slurp up of what makes experiential learning numinous, is that it becomes an distinct learning unintended and a location experience relating teams. The training shuffle occurs rapidly relating equals while they apply and model the new course or skill taking part in the experience. It makes for an conservational transition back in the bureau, the field, or the manufacturing cover. Utterance statement and learning vicariously throw down others suggests to us that we can hopeless a trade or come undone a problem as well. While we learn as a group, it builds our confidence and nurtures a corporate mindset of learning and leadership. It's hard to learn anything the same as we're war self-doubt or social pressures. Experiential learning washes that exposed.

LEADERSHIP:


If the training provided is not supported by the culture or by the leadership of the friendship, give to is slight forthcoming of any real course change and give to is no real weight in the learning. Exactly learning that changes course in the organization is most effective the same as impelled and maintained over time by leadership. Leaders that model and support organization learning further consider, support sponsor, and empower wand to retain risks. And the good news about leadership is that you don't squeeze to be in a position of go-between to be a leader. That is to say, we all squeeze a location area to glimpse that we are take action our complete best to collateral the edge of the training. While we promote to act as leaders, we can improve the relationships of the people we work with and help to improve the functional ability of our equals and ourselves.

Agency tends to not be a deep-rooted attribute that lives everywhere muted in our behavioral barrier. Agency is quite a generative facility that most normally needs social, motivational, and behavioral support to grow to its full oath. And that is the serious debate of learners and leaders alike; to learn together and perform together.


Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Learn How Your Inner Cynic Can Help You Create The Life You Want

Learn How Your Inner Cynic Can Help You Create The Life You Want
The positive psychology movement has helped to bring psychology out of the mental wards and into the hands of the average healthy and relatively successful person. For the most part, positive psychologies offer a much more healthy view of humanity than previous models.

But we have a problem. A lot of 'gurus' in the positive psychology movement these days perpetuate a message that you shouldn't allow yourself to have fears or "negative" thoughts and feelings. The advice is geared towards a belief that you should doggedly focus on your vision and you should never entertain thoughts about potential obstacles because you'll then falter. I disagree. There's a time and a place to shine the light on fears, negative thoughts and feelings, obstacles and problems. So I'm here to ask you to consider welcoming your inner negative cynic back. S/he's incredibly resourceful and has your best interests at heart, after all.

Here are some of the resources that your inner cynic has to offer that will help you to create more of the life you want:

* Your inner cynic can point you to what you really value


When you're judgmental, annoyed or angry in response to someone else, it's because you perceive that something that you value is being, or could be, violated or blocked in some way. Rather than blocking out or denying your annoyance because it's "negative," sit with it a bit and ask yourself, "What does this tell me about what I truly value?" and "How am I like this person that's annoying me?" And then consider how you can take action to align your life a little more with what you truly value and who you really want to be.

* Your inner cynic can help you to focus your problem-solving efforts

The first step in a successful problem-solving process is identifying the problem. This might sound easy, but identifying the right problem to work on can be tricky and for complex problems, can require extensive, in-depth scrutiny of the problem. Figuring out what you don't want, what's a problem for you, and why it's a problem can help you to clarify what you want instead and to develop an effective plan to solve the problem. Don't be afraid to spend time getting to know your problems.

* Your inner cynic can accelerate your learning


Daniel Coyle gives a useful account of the process of accelerated learning and talent development in his book, The Talent Code. He talks about the necessity of doing "error-focused" deep practice - a form of practice that involves ruthlessly looking for the mistakes, imperfections and things that aren't working, so that you can gradually eliminate them from your practice. Rather than focusing solely on your strengths and hoping that positive affirmation will drive your motivation, learning and performance, Coyle says you'll learn faster if you (and your coach, if you have one) have a keen eye for identifying your errors as you practice.

* Your inner cynic can protect you and alert you to BS


In our abundant world, we're faced with a lot of persuasive sales material everyday. And with the growing research into the psychology of influence, the persuasion tactics that we're subjected to are increasingly subtle and effective. But nothing beats your built-in, natural, intuitive bull-shit detector... if you listen to it. One of the reasons why magical-thinking movies like The Secret were so popular is because the audience is taught to focus only on thoughts that feel good (lest they attract bad stuff into their lives!), which quietens the inner cynic and BS detector. Without your inner cynic, you could get sucked into all sorts of BS schemes that serve other people's agendas and crazy ideas, and other dangerous situations. So don't be shy to let your inner cynic do what it does best.

* Your inner cynic can help you to observe reality more accurately

Focusing on only the positive aspects of your life might feel a bit better, but you're not getting an accurate picture of your reality. Reality is diverse, and so accurately observing reality means noticing both the good and the bad. In order to create a relevant and effective plan to deal with a problem or improve your reality, you need to know what kind of reality you're dealing with and what your starting point is, so let your inner cynic show you the parts that your optimistic self has not noticed yet.

* Your inner cynic can help you to decide your next steps and improve your plans

A lot of people know what they want but get stuck and don't go forward because they aren't sure what to do next or how to make plans for complex projects. Your inner cynic can be a great help in deciding your next steps and creating a solid plan to make the changes you want. Think of a change you want to make or a goal you want to achieve. Now put on your cynical, negative hat and brainstorm all the things that could possibly go wrong as you try to make your changes. List all your fears and perceived obstacles and let your inner cynic go wild. These fears and obstacles are all pointing you to gaps in your plan that need to be addressed - what valuable information! Now you can go through your list of fears and obstacles and brainstorm potential solutions for each one, choose your preferred solutions, add deadlines for completing each action step, and hey presto, you have your plan!

Written on 8/14/2010 by Cath Duncan. Through projects like The Bottom-line Bookclub, and Agile Living, Cath is helping people to cut through information overload, and to find and use the most effective tools for working, changing, creating and thriving in these fast-paced, high-change times.
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