Dear Serial Im All Out Of Love

Dear Serial, My girlfriend is a smart, pretty, kind, funny, loving and rad woman. She's my best friend and I love her deeply. Only problem (there's always one, right?) is that I'm not attracted to her anymore. I'm also not sure if I'm still in love with her, but I care about her so much and love our friendship that I don't want to break up. Any advice? Anonymous Dear Anonymous, I have so many questions. When you say your girlfriend is smart, pretty, kind and funny, are you, you know, saying "she has a good personality"? Like, does she have a very pretty face? Is she really beautiful on the inside? You know what I'm getting at. Are we looking at a few too many relationship pounds? If so, I sympathize. Not so much with you, but with her. Goddamnitall if it isn't hard not to plump up when you're in a relationship. All that love and acceptance. The joy of cooking for and sharing meals with your honey. But if those pounds have gone from pleasantly plump to too much cushion for the pushin,' it's time for a chat. A loving, kind chat. Though there's really no easy way to go about it. You'll likely hurt her feelings. Try telling her you want to get healthier together. You can use a line like, "And just imagine how well our clothes will fit!" Naturally, you'll mean, "You can finally pull those skinny jeans out of the back of your closet!" But I wouldn't suggest actually saying that line. She might be pissed, but unless she has a really good reason for getting fat, like having a kid, or an injury, it's reasonable to expect she keep in shape for you, just as it's reasonable for her to expect you to take care of yourself. Now, you can't expect her to stay the same size forever, we all get a little bit fatter as we age (and if that rule doesn't apply to you, well you can just go ahead and eat shit), but within reason, it's OK to say, "Let's get to the gym, sweetheart." Now, if it's not that something she can control has changed, but it's just that you don't love her anymore, why are you still with her? For friendship's sake? She probably has enough friends. You're her boyfriend (or girlfriend, I can't tell). If it's just that the spark's not there anymore, have you tried to get it back? Do you care to? There are things that can be done. You know them. Try something new. Go on a trip. Talk about whatever your problems are. But if it's really not happening, why not just dump her? If you're not attracted to her, you're not doing her any favors by sticking with her. She didn't sign up for a friend, did she? She signed up for a more-than-friends situation. Love, Serial Got a question for Serial Monogamist? Want to tell her how full of shit she is? Do it. We dare ya. Send a note to seriallymonogamous[at]gmail[dot]com

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